Colorado Springs gets distinguished honor

This doesn't really have anything to do with anything, but Old Spice ranked Colorado Springs the 91st sweatiest city in its annual top 100 list. Take that Portland, Ore., and Flint. My last stop of residence, Dallas, ranked third.

Denver ranked 69th. Darn you, Denver... we'll get you next year. Everyone start loading up on carbs tonight. Don't worry about dropping in the "healthiest city" poll.