John Paul II Random Speech Generator

This is a funny, silly little tool, where you plug in a phrase and it attempts to rewrite in the poetic, philosophical style of Pope John Paul II. I inserted the lead of today's radio station story on our Web site:

At midnight Nov. 1, members of the Catholic Radio Network successfully switched feeds at 970 AM, turning it into a seven days-a-week Catholic radio station that covers much of the Diocese of Colorado Springs.

and got this:

The unfathomable mystery of harmonious relations will transform , in a certain sense, the People of God's human values.

I think I like John Paul II's version better. Maybe we'll do an entire Herald issue like this.